If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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