is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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