HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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