i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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