Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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