it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
you are never too drunk for berry picking
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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