Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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