I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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