found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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