butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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