Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just want nice things and good sex
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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