at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just had sex on a roof
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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