he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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