Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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