Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My vagina is very pro this idea
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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