i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.