PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i think my cat just said my name.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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