Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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