you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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