There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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