Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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