I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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