I love black thongs
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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