This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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