spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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