I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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