Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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