Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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