it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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