sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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