she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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