I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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