Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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