Farmville is her only friend.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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