new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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