so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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