you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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