I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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