marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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