So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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