Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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