I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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