Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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