Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
try to milk me bitch
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