Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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