The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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