Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
