If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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