I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
