If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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