Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
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I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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