Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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