NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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