Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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