Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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