you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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