we have officially lost it.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You are a genius and a whore.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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